This is going to be another Misty episode, isn't it? Why does the whole show revolve around Misty? She didn't even make it into the movie.

Misty doesn't give a shit about her father. She won't even let him call her Misty Wisty.

Queen wanted some alone time with Alphabettle but Misty, among other things, is also a cockblock.

Family reunion, with spectators. It's like public sex, just worse.

Queen was smart to leave.

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Pipp sits instead of working in her salon. She appears to be throwing a gang party.
And now we know what happened to G4. Ponies used too much chemicals and killed the environment. And now, the history repeats itself.
Magic mirror? When did that happen?
Izzy puts on protection on her horn.
Zipp doesn't consent, but nopony cares. Consent is optional.
Is this too much? Yes, Izzy, you look like a whorse. It's too much.
You have to wear a mask? Oh, so it's that kind of gang party?

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It says Children's Cartoon on the video, but the Thumbnail sure could have fooled me.
And we start with Misty who has somehow become the mane character of the show for no reason at all.
And she's talking to herself...
Why did she move? What happened to, "I'll be a double agent in order to save the world."

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No! Not this again! Why is Misty on the thumbnail? This is My Little Pony, not My Little Misty, FFS!
Yes! Ponies finally recognize Misty's true nature and are killing her. Yes!
I didn't understand a single word that bush pony said.
No, no, ponies; hide all these phallic objects, you're going to get me banned again!
Izzy kills Misty with a finishing move. Uselessality!

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Cutie Blossom Bash? Oh, at least Misty won't be in that one.

Oh, crap, it's Misty again.

After all that, they still hang out with her? Damn plot armor!

Cutie bashing is actually cutie-honoring. Go figure...

Misty almost killed ponies without breaking a sweat and now she's worrying about crowds? Come on, Misty, you're a literal killer, you can do this.

No, Misty, you didn't jinx it by saying it. You jinxed it by existing.

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